dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
id be glad to
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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