i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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