I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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