I forgot how hot balto sounded
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I need a beard to bite.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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