dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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