he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
only if we run a train.
done.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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