honey bunches of taint.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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