who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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