If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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