1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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