do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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