she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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