I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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