Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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