grandma shit on top of the toilet
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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