dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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