I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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