I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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