hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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