I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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