Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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