She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
How's work?
Spinning.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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