Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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