no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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