I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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