There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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