go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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