better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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