i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
