Porn is love you can see.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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