One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
