it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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