im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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