I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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