I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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