drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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