your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
