I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This show inspires me to have sex in space
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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