Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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