Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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