Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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