I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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