I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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