I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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