Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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