dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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