WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
