Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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