Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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