i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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