Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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