You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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