official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I touched a dick in church today
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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