white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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