what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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