you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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